Saturday, January 15, 2011

Holiday Memoir II

12:01am, January 11, 2011,
Grand plaza hotel,
Coimbatore

Three days gone. Shopping, boat-rides, lazing around, fun.

I think I now realize why it matters so much to hear a known language in a strange land.

Our room in Kodai had been getting a lot of calls from other guests at the hotel, whose calls to food and beverages were somehow being routed to mine and Ninad’s room. On Sunday, a Mr Patil, I forget his room number, called saying he wished to order dinner.

On previous occasions I’d politely made the callers aware of the blunder and told them to call room service. However, when Mr Patil apologized for the error, I told him that had I started taking orders from guests, I’d have made a nice little packet for myself, going by the number of calls that had come since we checked in. we both laughed and hung up.

I realized that, pride in one’s language and all that apart, it is the ability of being able to joke with someone who understands the nuances of the language that lends comfort in a place where conversation is restricted to making the other person understand that you want a Baingan Bharta and not a Baingan Parotha (what the heck???). In case anyone’s wondering, we ultimately ordered a Bhindi Masala.

I have never been much of a travel person, lesser still a sight seeing person. However, sightseeing in Kodai turned out to be more fun than I had imagined. I especially remember Pillar Rocks, three giant rock faces standing side by side like pillars, several thousand feet high. Climbing up the hill amidst the thick blanket of mist brought back the adrenaline I used to feel while working out, and I picked my up the steep slope with great enthusiasm. At the peak, a guide pointed out ‘Suicide Point’, where 33 couples have supposedly jumped to their deaths, hand in hand, fed up of the world and its staunch refusal to understand them.



We later viewed Pillar Rocks from a nearby vantage point, much lower. We stood there and saw the mist move in and completely cover the three rocks in a matter of minutes, and then clear away equally fast.


Another place I liked was the Kodai lake, a huge water body shaped like a star, where you can rent boats by the hour and peddle or row to your heart’s content. It was so much fun that we went back the next day. While Mom satisfied herself with riding a horse along the lake’s border, me and Ninad went boating on our own, peddling away till our legs ached. All the time, I was manipulating the steering rod and yelling nautical stuff like “another vessel approaches” and “full speed ahead!”.



The streets of Kodai are lined with shops selling home made chocolates and eucalyptus oil. There must be hundred of eucalyptus trees there, giving rise to a small industry in itself. Chocolates flavours range from plain and dark chocolates to more tempting versions like dry-fruit delight and strawberry cream.

At the end of the trip, I came to the conclusion that a outstation holiday once in a while isn’t such a bad idea after all.





{More to follow in the next post}

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Holiday Memoir I

10:45 pm, January 7, 2011,
Kodai Resort Hotel,
Kodaikanal.

The last thing I remember seeing as our kingfisher airlines flight took off from Mumbai is looking down on a vast congestion of architecture which was almost claustrophobia-inducing. The first thing I remember seeing as our flight descended towards Coimbatore was the sheer abundance of open spaces and trees.

The heat assailed us as we stepped off the plane and walked to the terminal, causing us to peel off our sweaters. It gave rise to doubts regarding all the reports we’d heard about how cold it would be over here. However, the chill started setting in as we neared Kodaikanal, and we were definitely shivering by the time we checked in.

We set off in the pre-arranged for Indica, driven by the non-Hindi speaking Vijay, who turned out to be a Tamil version of James Bond when it came to driving. Towards the end of the five-hour drive, I realised that James Bond seems to run in the blood of almost everyone who can drive in these parts.

We stopped for lunch after around two hours at a hotel in a town on the way, but it was full of Ayyappa pilgrims who were getting off tourist bus after tourist bus. We finally ate some delicious lemon rice with sambhar and a pungent pickle at a wayside eatery with all of three items on the menu: lemon rice, tomato rice and curd rice. I spent the rest of the journey mostly sleeping.

Till we reached the ghat leading up to Kodai, that is. Vijay Bond’s stunt driving began worrying me after that. I finally decided to go back to sleep rather than wait for every oncoming truck to click us off the ghat, heck-knows-how-many miles down to our death.


Throughout the holiday, Vijay kept up his efforts to make us feel as if we were on a rollercoaster instead of in an Indica. My cousin Ninad later pointed out something very interesting: every time some motorist refused to let Vijay overtake him, Vijay would overtake him anyway, and pause to stare murderously at the poor driver for good effect. I've attempted to capture one of the dangerous moments in this picture.

However, Vijay is a gem of a person. He suggested places where we could shop and eat, and even came with us on our shopping spree in Tirupur to help us bargain, as he knew we didn’t speak the local language.

A driver of a hired vehicle is someone who is always with you till the vacation ends, and we have to be thankful that it was someone like Vijay, and not some shady, cheating crook hell bent on squeezing every penny out of us.




Vijay poses with Ninad and me outside the Coimbatore Airport just before we leave for Mumbai


(More in the next post)